You've never seen what I could do, like run a mile and jump hoops too, And ruin everything for you Could make me smile If I want to Duckin' n' divin', skippin' n' skivin' between the shit and the shovel, the ass-lick and the grovel and dog, Oh what a lord, makes me thankful for being bored! And everything I try to do to make me happy, but you could make me jump and spin loops too and crack a smile in front of you, you know I hate it when you cry It makes me want to burn your eyes with a poker every time and chase my tail to make you smile